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mgochay's favorite FMLs

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML

#19358358
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6754) - you deserved it (37743)

On 03/27/2012 at 5:29pm - love - by LoveBytes - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22161) - you deserved it (18307)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

#18904057
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30282) - you deserved it (2648)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

#18790783
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15065) - you deserved it (25274)

On 01/12/2012 at 10:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered the top I'm wearing becomes completely see-through when it rains. I just got caught in a storm on my lunch break, and still have 3 hours of work to go in my male dominated office. FML

#13508012
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21996) - you deserved it (7794)

On 10/19/2010 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

#8505761
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3877) - you deserved it (53205)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Piano999 (woman) - United States (New York)



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