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  • Town/Country : Australia, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 February 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 172
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Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

#17932386
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10383) - you deserved it (29293)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
139 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML

#16112747
84 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm - work - by helen -

Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML

#15919542
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On 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

#15661118
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On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

#15582490
101 comments

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On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

#15377390
92 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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On 08/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by BearGrillz - United States (Pennsylvania)



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