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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 February 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 554
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

#17932386
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12742) - you deserved it (39733)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38529) - you deserved it (2780)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38659) - you deserved it (10475)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33624) - you deserved it (14861)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML

#16112747
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13168) - you deserved it (22493)

On 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm - work - by helen -

Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML

#15919542
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30953) - you deserved it (3192)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

#15661118
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19842) - you deserved it (32885)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

#15582490
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50078) - you deserved it (5370)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

#15377390
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (2539)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML

#14204770
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28421) - you deserved it (2642)

On 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

#4608899
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31513) - you deserved it (22801)

On 08/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by BearGrillz - United States (Pennsylvania)



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