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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 257532
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mf : She jumped up outta the car,
She pulled her hair down her eye...

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Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML


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On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML


I agree, your life sucks (99405) - you deserved it (23189)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML


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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML


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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

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