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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 257951
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mf : She jumped up outta the car,
She pulled her hair down her eye...

mf's page activity

Visits<b>tigerbyrn</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 6:37pm<b>SpookySweetie</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 6:01am<b>BonerFart</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 7:05pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 2:15am<b>thinlinetele</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 12:47pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 7:08pm<b>Clanesda</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 9:17am<b>FinnTheNotHuman</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 6:05pm<b>happysmile987</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 12:32pm<b>sanghera43</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 8:42pm<b>Hunter_the_Ninja</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 11:41pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 12:55am<b>FMLRITP</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 3:34pm<b>Vintage_Cola</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 6:11am<b>2thspic</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 12:18pm<b>teacupofsunshine</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 11:44pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 8:17am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 2:14am

Fucked!<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 8:15am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 2:17pm<b>theoneandonlybro</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 1:42am

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mf's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

by 1suckatL1fe / 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

by Em / 04/30/2009 at 12:45pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

by anonymiss / 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

by zac545 / 02/19/2009 at 1:14am / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

by mimo / 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm / Kids