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mf
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 256985
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mf : She jumped up outta the car,
She pulled her hair down her eye...

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Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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354 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

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On 04/30/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by Em (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

#948871
182 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

#664104
289 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version



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