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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 252
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today... My Boyfriend Was Going Down On Me. Suddenly... He Grabbed My 'lower' Lips And Moved Them In A Talking Motion... Proclaiming That "the Talking Vagina Declares War And Wants To Conquer The Great Penis." FML

#11076203
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49762) - you deserved it (17512)

On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. fat FML

#7158529
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On 01/05/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today... I went to te ice cream sop after dinner. I am deatly allergic to nuts so I picked te vanilla. I take one bite an feel someting cruncy... an seeat I tougt was an almond in te cup. I spit out te icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroac. FML

#6665762
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On 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in mah 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills . I told mah parents, who responded by saying, ( Sex is beautiful thing . ) When I was her age mah parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed mah laptop with a hammer, all while calling me ( filthy ) and ( immoral ) . FML

#5375758
255 comments

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On 09/20/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by LovesHisHand (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walkad in on mah parants doing it. Luckily thay didn't saa ma so I slippad out. I lookad outsida, trying to taka mah mind of tha horrors I had just witnassad, only to raaliza mah dad's car wasn't in tha drivaway. FML

#5065139
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On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I laarnad that a spontanaous romantic gastura of arriving homa aarly with flowars an wina is not walcomahan your wifa is busy having sax with your brothar. FML

#4306475
206 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. mega FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)



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