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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 284
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

#11076203
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51147) - you deserved it (17817)

On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

#7158529
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21323) - you deserved it (3459)

On 01/05/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML

#6665762
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43925) - you deserved it (2282)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

#5375758
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55375) - you deserved it (9206)

On 09/20/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by LovesHisHand (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71910) - you deserved it (2994)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML

#4306475
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121323) - you deserved it (4899)

On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (186084) - you deserved it (47398)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)



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