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mexiwrestler93
  • Town/Country : Tigard, Washington
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 November 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1246
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About mexiwrestler93 : im mexican i wrestle im a nice guy

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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81756) - you deserved it (24059)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML

#3571839 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (34913) - you deserved it (2275)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:02am - kids - by campmom (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

#3564614 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (40484) - you deserved it (2627)

On 07/07/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by hopeless (man) - United States

Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for me and my girlfriend. I was trying that move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and the girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. Only when I tried it, my spagetti went down too far in my throat and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

#3524810 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (32233) - you deserved it (18691)

On 07/06/2009 at 12:54pm - love - by spitballer1 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML

#3515386 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (10368) - you deserved it (37016)

On 07/05/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by smth (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

#3514129 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (24299) - you deserved it (15877)

On 07/05/2009 at 9:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML

#3495649 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (56286) - you deserved it (2495)

On 07/05/2009 at 1:21am - work - by Barista (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

#3472091 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (42398) - you deserved it (6763)

On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108 (458)

I agree, your life sucks (52355) - you deserved it (8698)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married". FML

#3447565 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (44931) - you deserved it (3113)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:24am - love - by hannaholic (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

#3437609 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (33651) - you deserved it (10634)

On 07/02/2009 at 9:37pm - misc - by ChocoMilkManG (man) - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

#3419869 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (38392) - you deserved it (7821)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:22am - misc - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over 2 hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML

#3369756 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (10264) - you deserved it (34187)

On 06/30/2009 at 3:55pm - love - by BrokeInLove - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

#3338275 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (51038) - you deserved it (5012)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML

#3313265 (259)

I agree, your life sucks (42728) - you deserved it (5814)

On 06/28/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by angry (man) - United States (Ohio)