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Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33538) - you deserved it (4780)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22680) - you deserved it (9897)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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