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Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48458) - you deserved it (4228)

On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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