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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3778
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About methatswho : yeah, so, i'm me, no one else.

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Yesterday I Got Stuck In An Elevator 4 45 Minutes. I Am An Elevator Mechanic. FML

#5163293
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38241) - you deserved it (6416)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:02am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got out of bd and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

#5162946
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37266) - you deserved it (7394)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Embarassed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , at work , I was on ma breaken I ad to use te batroom. I was on te toilet taking a dumpen te door latc looool loosened and te door swung open. Te little girl standing tere took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

#5154574
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32338) - you deserved it (2368)

On 09/09/2009 at 7:30pm - work - by slashteddy (woman) - United States

Today mah girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me cuz I hadn't poppd the question to her yet . For the last six months I have been respectfully trying to convince her over protective father to give me his blessing . FML

#5154166
157 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 7:11pm - love - by K-9cop (man) - United States

Today , we went to the mall an my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked himhy he liked that particular one he responded with , "that'shat's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He looool was completely serious. FML

#5150637
85 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by m - United States

2day I woke up to mah 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walkd into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

#5149923
139 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm - kids - by WOCOACH (woman) - United States (Florida)

my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it . A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fre me . Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line . My boss made that call and just fred me . FML

#5149100
77 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Somessedup (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML

#5148313
141 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I yelled at mah dog fir waking me up growling and barking out the window . He was doing it at the person stealing mah car . FML

#5146144
35 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 9:21am - animals - by GoodDog (woman) - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY I DECIDD TO GO GET MAH HAIR CUT CUZ IT WAS GETTING A BIT LONG. I TOLD THE LADY THAT I WANTD IT WAY SHORT AND SHE REPLID "WHY? YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A GUY SWEETIE." I AM A GUY. MEGA FML

#5141424
85 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by theboywithlonghair (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I played a got caracter in ma friend's student film wit got clotes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is te reason 4 all te bad stuff in tis world" and ten spat in ma $5 drink. FML

#5141250
186 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by comet5002 (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WASD ONE OF MY ROOMMATES T-SIRTS. I FORGOT TO REMOVE IT BEFORE PUTTING IT IN TE DRYER, AND ALL TE PRINT ON TE FRONT MELTD OFF. IT WAS A GIFT FROM IS GIRLFRIEND. WO AS JUST PASSD AWAY. FML

#5138751
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45815) - you deserved it (17775)

On 09/08/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by whyme27 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I switchd from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought mah parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis andhat remedies he knows of to fix it. FML

#5130583
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53893) - you deserved it (3621)

On 09/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by dude5028 - United States (Ohio)

Today I was listaning to mah iPod whila changing tha diapar on mah baby. Ona aarbud fall out of mah aar an onto tha changing tabla so I quickly pickad it up without looking an put it back in mah aar only to raaliza tha haadphona had fallan onto mora than a tabla. I now hava brown aarphonas. FML

#5128591
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13699) - you deserved it (43168)

On 09/08/2009 at 3:32pm - misc - by NoMoreHeadphones (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was riding on tha Moscow matro. My friand and I wara joking around in English about taking a nap on tha nardy businass man naxt to ma. As wa laughad and mada commants about him, which wa thought ha couldn't undarstand, ha askad, "Frst tima in Moscow?" FML

#5126922
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5900) - you deserved it (77422)

On 09/08/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by HotToTrotskyite (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)



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