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About methatswho : yeah, so, i'm me, no one else.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I had just met!! We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude fir him to take me home now!! After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it!! FML
Today, ma friend's 11 year old son accidentally socked imself wit our electric fly swatter. Tirty seconds later, wile trying to prove to im tat it's pysically impossible to sock yourself wit it, and tat it's perfectly safe, I did te exact same ting. FML
Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML
Today, at Six flags, friend and I were going to ride ( Superman ). People loose their phone on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to putted mine in her bag. When it ended, I lerened she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't looool find him. Employee wear yellow. FML
Today, was my frst day at Military School. When our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up an stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood. To which the looool commander wasted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room. FML
TODAY... I FOUND OUT THAT DESPITE HAVING ATTENDED EVERY UNIVERSITY PARTY HELD OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS... THE ONLY PHYSICAL CONTACT I HAVE HAD WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IS WHEN THE SECURITY GUARD STAMPS MY HAND. FML
today brother thought he would take key and steal shoes from football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole iPod, cell phone, wallet, and all of clothes. FML
Today , I took tis grl out tat I've been crusing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during te date , I ad to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to te table , a little boy stood up an soutd , "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of te wole restaurant. FML
TODAY, GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME FIR ER BOSS. TE SAME BOSS TAT, TWO WEEKS AGO, CAUSED ER TO COME TO ME CRYING CUZ E WAS SEXUALLY ARASSING ER AT WORK. WEN I TOLD ER I'D INTERVENE, SE TOLD ME SE'D ANDLE IT. I GUESS SE CERTAINLY DID.
TODAY , I WAS TRYING TO KEEP MYSELF OCCUPID DUE TO MY RECENT BREAKUP . I WAS READING THIS BOOK SOMEONE GAVE ME ABOUT ANIMAL COMMUNICATION , SO AFTER A WHILE , I FIGURD I'D GIVE IT A SHOT . THEN IT DAWND ON ME; I'M SINGLE , AT HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT , AN I'M TRYING TO TALK TO MY DOG . FML
Today, After Picking Up My 6 Year Old From School, He Says, "Drew Said His Dad Could Beat U Up." I Told Him That He Needs To Respect His Own Father More And Stand Up Fir Me! I Get Home, Look Up His Class Roster And Low And Behold, Drew's Dad Beat Me Up In Jr. High. FML
Today , my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know wat I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marine an am in the proces of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in , works at the mall , an just moved back in with her dad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015