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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I had just met!! We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude fir him to take me home now!! After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it!! FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44889) - you deserved it (4991)

On 09/12/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, ma friend's 11 year old son accidentally socked imself wit our electric fly swatter. Tirty seconds later, wile trying to prove to im tat it's pysically impossible to sock yourself wit it, and tat it's perfectly safe, I did te exact same ting. FML

#5209452
75 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML

#5206414
130 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 1:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at Six flags, friend and I were going to ride ( Superman ). People loose their phone on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to putted mine in her bag. When it ended, I lerened she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't looool find him. Employee wear yellow. FML

#5205982
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38449) - you deserved it (6362)

On 09/12/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, was my frst day at Military School. When our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up an stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood. To which the looool commander wasted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room. FML

#5203639
106 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Lukev7 - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT THAT DESPITE HAVING ATTENDED EVERY UNIVERSITY PARTY HELD OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS... THE ONLY PHYSICAL CONTACT I HAVE HAD WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IS WHEN THE SECURITY GUARD STAMPS MY HAND. FML

#5203219
76 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Lonely (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day te guy I ave been in love wit 4 years decided to tell me all about is women problems and ow e can't find someone. After telling im I loved im e responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML

#5201884
65 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 3:39am - love - by ksgirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

today brother thought he would take key and steal shoes from football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole iPod, cell phone, wallet, and all of clothes. FML

#5201463
56 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I took tis grl out tat I've been crusing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during te date , I ad to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to te table , a little boy stood up an soutd , "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of te wole restaurant. FML

#5198874
72 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME FIR ER BOSS. TE SAME BOSS TAT, TWO WEEKS AGO, CAUSED ER TO COME TO ME CRYING CUZ E WAS SEXUALLY ARASSING ER AT WORK. WEN I TOLD ER I'D INTERVENE, SE TOLD ME SE'D ANDLE IT. I GUESS SE CERTAINLY DID.

#5192617
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37635) - you deserved it (1963)

On 09/11/2009 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY , I WAS TRYING TO KEEP MYSELF OCCUPID DUE TO MY RECENT BREAKUP . I WAS READING THIS BOOK SOMEONE GAVE ME ABOUT ANIMAL COMMUNICATION , SO AFTER A WHILE , I FIGURD I'D GIVE IT A SHOT . THEN IT DAWND ON ME; I'M SINGLE , AT HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT , AN I'M TRYING TO TALK TO MY DOG . FML

#5190097
95 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by fall3nrain (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I got out of the shower to fine my cat staring up at me . Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her , so she jumped up an clawed an tried to bite it . FML

#5189788
111 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today, After Picking Up My 6 Year Old From School, He Says, "Drew Said His Dad Could Beat U Up." I Told Him That He Needs To Respect His Own Father More And Stand Up Fir Me! I Get Home, Look Up His Class Roster And Low And Behold, Drew's Dad Beat Me Up In Jr. High. FML

#5189179
86 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 4:11pm - work - by jeph23 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know wat I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marine an am in the proces of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in , works at the mall , an just moved back in with her dad. FML

#5186849
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44319) - you deserved it (3133)

On 09/11/2009 at 1:11pm - love - by TankTankTank (man) - United States (Idaho)



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