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methatswho
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2471
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About methatswho : yeah, so, i'm me, no one else.

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Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12401) - you deserved it (2135)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15537) - you deserved it (4303)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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