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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3848
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About methatswho : yeah, so, i'm me, no one else.

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methatswho's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26421) - you deserved it (4292)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5306) - you deserved it (58495)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

#5105
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33393) - you deserved it (2603)

On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML

#4106
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29443) - you deserved it (9851)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by brighteyes - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

#3203
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5899) - you deserved it (30874)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59383) - you deserved it (7833)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17739) - you deserved it (9688)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

#1919
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24037) - you deserved it (1670)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by Taylor - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

#1541
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19511) - you deserved it (3500)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33978) - you deserved it (2457)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22848) - you deserved it (5876)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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