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About methatswho : yeah, so, i'm me, no one else.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
TODAY, I WENT TO MY GRLFRIEND'S OUSE FIR TE FRST TIME. I AD TO USE TE RESTROOM, AND WEN I CUMMD BACK, I MOCKD ER BROTERS' LAME POKÉMON SOWER CURTAIN AND NINJA TURTLE TOWELS. TURNS OUT TEY WERE ERS. FML
Today , I woke up from a nap on ma new bd to see ma pone lit up wit new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out ma new bd?" as a mass text wile I was asleep to every boy in ma pone. Mark will be ere in an our , Jon wants to know wat I'm wearing , an ma ex's new grlfriend is not amusd. FML
Today, I was in mah 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills . I told mah parents, who responded by saying, ( Sex is beautiful thing . ) When I was her age mah parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed mah laptop with a hammer, all while calling me ( filthy ) and ( immoral ) . FML
Today, I was at a party wit my boyfriend meeting all of is friends fir te first time!! My boyfriend went into te kitcen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking fir im!! I discovered is friend olding two melons to is cest, mid explanation on ow tey look exactly lyk mine!! FML
Taday mah grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 mins, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said "So do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray everynight that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out I have hypersomnia,hich is basically being constantly tired. I've been treated with depression fir years cuz the symptoms r similar. I've failed out of college looool three times cuz of this. Now, I think I really am depressed. FML
today I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife an a screwdriver on his iPod, an at the end he showd how there were no scratches an the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch an did the same with a knife. It didn't work. mega FML
WAS MY BIRTHDAY. I ASKED 4 A CAMERA - NOTHING FANCY JUST A BASIC DIGITAL CAMERA. MY MOTHER BOUGHT MY BROTHER A FANCY DIGITAL CAMERA WITH ALL THE ACCESSORIES 4 OVER £200. SHE THEN GAVE ME HIS OLD ANALOGUE CAMERA THAT I CAN'T GET FILM 4 ANYMORE. HE HATES TAKING PHOTOS.
Today , my unemployd boyfriend an I went to te casino. I gave im twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar macine ten jackpottd te ten dollar macine fir $20,000. Wen we got ome e broke up wit me. I ave been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML
Friday 27 March 2015