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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1992 (23 years)
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About methatswho : yeah, so, i'm me, no one else.

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Today... mah girlfriend decidd to break up with me cuz she found a bra in mah cupboard. It was hers. FML

#5389854
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40680) - you deserved it (3218)

On 09/21/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Wronged (man) - Singapore

Today... I found out that mah whole family think mah girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never respondd. FML

#5386120
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42969) - you deserved it (5313)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:16am - love - by Imaginary girlfriend - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WENT TO MY GRLFRIEND'S OUSE FIR TE FRST TIME. I AD TO USE TE RESTROOM, AND WEN I CUMMD BACK, I MOCKD ER BROTERS' LAME POKÉMON SOWER CURTAIN AND NINJA TURTLE TOWELS. TURNS OUT TEY WERE ERS. FML

#5383572
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7802) - you deserved it (56746)

On 09/20/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by newlydumped (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I woke up from a nap on ma new bd to see ma pone lit up wit new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out ma new bd?" as a mass text wile I was asleep to every boy in ma pone. Mark will be ere in an our , Jon wants to know wat I'm wearing , an ma ex's new grlfriend is not amusd. FML

#5378920
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37142) - you deserved it (3460)

On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in mah 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills . I told mah parents, who responded by saying, ( Sex is beautiful thing . ) When I was her age mah parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed mah laptop with a hammer, all while calling me ( filthy ) and ( immoral ) . FML

#5375758
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52934) - you deserved it (8850)

On 09/20/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by LovesHisHand (man) - United States (California)

Today, I want on a trip to DC. Whan I got back I found out my car was stolan. Apparantly thay didn't know how to driva a stick bacausa it was only 4 blocks from my housa and tha angina was blown. FML

#5369923
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36607) - you deserved it (1955)

On 09/20/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by PoorCar (man) - United States (Washington)

Today mah girlfriend of a year broke up with me cuz I didn't fight some guy that startd hitting her right in front of me.. . In a dream . She was totally serious . FML

#5369029
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58919) - you deserved it (3579)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at a party wit my boyfriend meeting all of is friends fir te first time!! My boyfriend went into te kitcen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking fir im!! I discovered is friend olding two melons to is cest, mid explanation on ow tey look exactly lyk mine!! FML

#5368590
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33317) - you deserved it (6210)

On 09/20/2009 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally cummed back from the ASU looool game. I got paid $5. mega FML

#5365635
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47521) - you deserved it (6687)

On 09/20/2009 at 2:06am - misc - by JazzyandAlice (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Taday mah grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 mins, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said "So do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray everynight that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

#5364824
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35570) - you deserved it (3728)

On 09/20/2009 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I have hypersomnia,hich is basically being constantly tired. I've been treated with depression fir years cuz the symptoms r similar. I've failed out of college looool three times cuz of this. Now, I think I really am depressed. FML

Today, I must fine a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wereing shrts that expose her belly . FML

#5359755
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39370) - you deserved it (2755)

On 09/19/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by elmalo68 (man) - United States (Virginia)

today I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife an a screwdriver on his iPod, an at the end he showd how there were no scratches an the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch an did the same with a knife. It didn't work. mega FML

#5355612
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19577) - you deserved it (242949)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

WAS MY BIRTHDAY. I ASKED 4 A CAMERA - NOTHING FANCY JUST A BASIC DIGITAL CAMERA. MY MOTHER BOUGHT MY BROTHER A FANCY DIGITAL CAMERA WITH ALL THE ACCESSORIES 4 OVER £200. SHE THEN GAVE ME HIS OLD ANALOGUE CAMERA THAT I CAN'T GET FILM 4 ANYMORE. HE HATES TAKING PHOTOS.

#5352891
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40160) - you deserved it (2579)

On 09/19/2009 at 3:05pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today , my unemployd boyfriend an I went to te casino. I gave im twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar macine ten jackpottd te ten dollar macine fir $20,000. Wen we got ome e broke up wit me. I ave been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML

#5351230
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45357) - you deserved it (4733)

On 09/19/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)



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