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About methatswho : yeah, so, i'm me, no one else.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today , I dacidad to surprisa mah husband in tha showar. I got in an wa wara talking an goofing around an I stuck out mah chast an suckad in mah stomach baing stupid an mah husband says "Wait! Do it again! That's how you lookadhan I first mat you." FML
Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm . I got super excitd, so I got dressd up an headd over there . I tell the manager that I am there for my interview . He doesn't know wat I'm talking about . My friends had prank calld me . mega FML
2day my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me cuz I smell lyk cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. real FML
TODAY I WAS WALKING MY DOGS . I HAD A DOGGY BAG AND WAS HOLDING IT CLOSED THEN BREATHING IN IT SO IT WOULD BLOW UP . MY DOGS 'WENT' SO I PICKED IT UP AND KEPT WALKING . AS I WAS HEADING HOME I ABSENT-MINDEDLY STARTED BLOWING INTO THE BAG AGAIN . EVERYTHING ENDED UP IN MY MOUTH AND ON MY FACE . FML
Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish fir $15!! I brought him homa and sat him on mah dask!! Evarything was going wall until tha shalf gava out and his bowl slid off of tha shalf..!! onto mah $2,000 computar!! Tha computar is friad and is not covarad by tha insuranca, tha fish is fina!! FML
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he lovd me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wantd to hear him say that, an kissd him. Then I realisd the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I ned new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
Today... I was home alone... and decidd to do some nakd cleaning just cuz I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting... I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthd. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I was at my friends ouse for te first time in monts. I saw er newest ciuaua dog, Mickey, an e was excited tat new people were over. I picked im up an sligtly bounced im in te air. Because of te bounce an is excitement, e peed a little bit, straigt into my eye. FML
Friday 27 March 2015