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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About methatswho : yeah, so, i'm me, no one else.

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Today , I dacidad to surprisa mah husband in tha showar. I got in an wa wara talking an goofing around an I stuck out mah chast an suckad in mah stomach baing stupid an mah husband says "Wait! Do it again! That's how you lookadhan I first mat you." FML

#5461426
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On 09/25/2009 at 2:24am - love - by WOWreally (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm . I got super excitd, so I got dressd up an headd over there . I tell the manager that I am there for my interview . He doesn't know wat I'm talking about . My friends had prank calld me . mega FML

#5454109
82 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 8:11pm - work - by Pho_Rheal (woman) - United States (Arizona)

today during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop . The referee made me puttd it back in my mouth . FML

#5451406
165 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I played with a boomerang mah first time!! I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you!! It flew back all right!! And broke mah nose!! FML

#5450785
98 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by BOOMerang (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , wile on ma first day off in 2 years , I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. Wile filling out ma information to get te money te power went out.

#5450492
99 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:24pm - money - by shouldagone2work (man) - United States (New Jersey)

2day the wierd receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at askd me if I needd an extra blanket because I ( lookd cold in mah sleep last night ). mega FML

#5443972
131 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

2day my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me cuz I smell lyk cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. real FML

#5443541
45 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 4:05am - love - by Sir Smokalot - Sent from mobile version

TODAY I WAS WALKING MY DOGS . I HAD A DOGGY BAG AND WAS HOLDING IT CLOSED THEN BREATHING IN IT SO IT WOULD BLOW UP . MY DOGS 'WENT' SO I PICKED IT UP AND KEPT WALKING . AS I WAS HEADING HOME I ABSENT-MINDEDLY STARTED BLOWING INTO THE BAG AGAIN . EVERYTHING ENDED UP IN MY MOUTH AND ON MY FACE . FML

#5441991
81 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by doggybag (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay fir one of mah classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML

#5436194
160 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 9:18pm - misc - by stupid (woman) - United States

Today, my dad thraw up on my drass. My wadding drass. Whila ha was walking ma down tha aisla. FML

#5431365
125 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 5:38pm - misc - by poorgirl (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish fir $15!! I brought him homa and sat him on mah dask!! Evarything was going wall until tha shalf gava out and his bowl slid off of tha shalf..!! onto mah $2,000 computar!! Tha computar is friad and is not covarad by tha insuranca, tha fish is fina!! FML

#5430924
117 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Bubba (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Taday my plates on my car were stolen. On the way to the police station to file a police report I was pulled over. They impounded my car 4 driving without a license plate. FML

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he lovd me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wantd to hear him say that, an kissd him. Then I realisd the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I ned new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

#5425819
126 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 10:10am - love - by Lifes_overated (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I was home alone... and decidd to do some nakd cleaning just cuz I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting... I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthd. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

#5424081
90 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my friends ouse for te first time in monts. I saw er newest ciuaua dog, Mickey, an e was excited tat new people were over. I picked im up an sligtly bounced im in te air. Because of te bounce an is excitement, e peed a little bit, straigt into my eye. FML

#5422462
47 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 1:55am - animals - by GreatAim - United States (Ohio)



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