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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 February 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1064
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mete_orito : "My body asked my mind: Do you want to keep going? Why do you continue to put yourself through this? What are you hoping to accomplish? I already know the answers... I realized back then what I loved the most and what I wanted to become... I wanted to put myself to test, by taking the most difficult path possible....Only after facing my trials in the harshest conditions I would be able to truly see how much I've hungered for THIS.. How much I want THIS....My body doesn't listen, I only can feel my burning ambition... I can't think straight... there is only one thing left to do..... It is time to let my instincts take over... my ambition, my hunger, my desires, what I want, what I've hungered for. No more time for thinking.... it's time to shed this human facade and move on PURE INSTINCT!!" VZ.

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Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

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Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML

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On 01/13/2015 at 12:42pm - love - by Maiar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML

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On 01/10/2015 at 9:35am - misc - by kb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

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116 comments

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On 01/07/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Guam

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

#21332565
120 comments

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On 01/07/2015 at 7:11am - misc - by ijustwantpizza - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him. Turned out they were having really rough sex. FML

Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML

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91 comments

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On 01/06/2015 at 10:54pm - love - by LadyNexus (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

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83 comments

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On 01/04/2015 at 1:52am - work - by boss stabber (man) - United States (California)

Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years old. FML

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