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Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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87 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25177) - you deserved it (3576)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8770) - you deserved it (32683)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

#8805170
67 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

#8474459
112 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 10:05am - work - by Nik - United States (Michigan)

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

#8400921
168 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

#8341933
378 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

#8292337
215 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

#8191025
109 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 12:48am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

#7711945
141 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:55pm - love - by madgf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

#7682413
135 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

#7644326
157 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML

#7544484
60 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 1:12pm - health - by LadyLump (woman) - United States (California)



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