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by Anonymous / 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML
by fecal romance / 11/23/2013 at 5:32am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Kit / 09/16/2013 at 7:09am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/09/2013 at 10:54am / France / Love
by needsnewshorts / 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
by nkotz / 01/14/2013 at 1:34pm / United States / Love
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2012 at 3:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by ShadowReaper101 / 12/29/2012 at 2:41am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/25/2012 at 5:58am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
by imafunguy / 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm / United States / Love
by ifailsobadly / 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML
by Max Flynn / 05/20/2011 at 6:07am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML
- Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test… Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends yelled out "Jake is uncircumcised!" as… Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on…