About metallica_wins : Do you know who these guys are? The two singers of the two best bands out there. If you don't know them, immerse yourself in their legendary-ness.
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by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 4:36am / United States / Health
by bridetobe / 07/22/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Vermont) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 12:17am / Miscellaneous
by bham boy / 04/20/2011 at 4:10am / Work
by davka / 04/18/2011 at 11:09am / Work
Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML
by missbrit / 02/04/2011 at 2:59am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by unknown / 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 4:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
by zitroskies / 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by mrboston / 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me.… Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She… Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, it’s been a week since I arrived in Cuba. Gustav came to visit us. Now it’s Hannah’s turn.…