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About metallica_wins : Do you know who these guys are? The two singers of the two best bands out there. If you don't know them, immerse yourself in their legendary-ness.

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Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

#14689339
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30629) - you deserved it (4765)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14983) - you deserved it (48674)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33539) - you deserved it (4701)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28400) - you deserved it (3129)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51143) - you deserved it (3622)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

#5689238
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53486) - you deserved it (2564)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

#4983449
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9800) - you deserved it (38582)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

#4157667
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41149) - you deserved it (26552)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57962) - you deserved it (26212)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95080) - you deserved it (20043)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

#2525381
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45157) - you deserved it (3856)

On 06/02/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by sierraisfucked (woman) - United States

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

#2158517
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61382) - you deserved it (11192)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
647 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27926) - you deserved it (279640)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)



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