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Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML

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353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34065) - you deserved it (39474)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33606) - you deserved it (3091)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

#19352692
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19658) - you deserved it (3364)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55061) - you deserved it (4230)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42763) - you deserved it (5145)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29127) - you deserved it (4540)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I am sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

#17211324
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45284) - you deserved it (4328)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:23am - love - by bridetobe (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30641) - you deserved it (16706)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19114) - you deserved it (29506)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
249 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML

#14836344
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30266) - you deserved it (7360)

On 02/04/2011 at 2:59am - intimacy - by missbrit (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

#14689339
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30450) - you deserved it (4755)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14900) - you deserved it (48505)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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