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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About metalhedcop : The name's Jacob. Some call me Jake.
26 years old
Born and bred a southern country gentleman in Tennessee.
Anything else ya wanna know, give me a holler.

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Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML


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