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About metalhedcop : The name's Jacob. Some call me Jake.
26 years old
Born and bred a southern country gentleman in Tennessee.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML
Friday 18 April 2014