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Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27412) - you deserved it (15072)

On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

Today, my friend called me freaking out because of an online pregnancy test. She was scared because she had no idea that she was pregnant, let alone having a fifteen pound baby. The website is a joke. She goes to an Ivy League school, and I couldn't even get into community college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30150) - you deserved it (3306)

On 11/23/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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