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mesutozil11

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mesutozil11

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About mesutozil11 : My names Jonathan. I'm Canadian. Feel free to message me.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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mesutozil11's favorite FMLs

Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML

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83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47801) - you deserved it (4305)

On 11/24/2013 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

#18767011
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8433) - you deserved it (57386)

On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

#1186879
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53094) - you deserved it (9309)

On 04/21/2009 at 6:51am - health - by Chip (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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