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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 368
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About mesutozil11 : My names Jonathan. I'm Canadian. Feel free to message me.

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Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML


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On 11/24/2013 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML


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On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 6:51am - health - by Chip (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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