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mesutozil11
  • Town/Country : somewhere in Ontario, Canada eh
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 104
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About mesutozil11 : I am a big fan of Arsenal in the UK.I play volleyball,soccer,football, basketball, baseball,and many more. I am currently in med school. I once got scouted by Toronto FC in the MLS. But I had to turn it down because my grandmother was sick. I guess that's all you need to know. I don't have Facebook or Instagram or any others so please don't ask.

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Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43086) - you deserved it (3235)

On 11/24/2013 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7670) - you deserved it (53919)

On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50506) - you deserved it (8922)

On 04/21/2009 at 6:51am - health - by Chip (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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