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mesutozil11

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mesutozil11

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 507
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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mesutozil11's favorite FMLs

Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML

#20968575
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51144) - you deserved it (4645)

On 11/24/2013 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

#18767011
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8515) - you deserved it (57713)

On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

#1186879
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55952) - you deserved it (9763)

On 04/21/2009 at 6:51am - health - by Chip (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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