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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 February 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27907) - you deserved it (2412)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I finished pouring my heart out to him about how much I missed him, and how much I loved him, he looks at me and asks "So are we gonna do it, or what?" FML


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