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messorix

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 February 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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messorix's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

by lanu / 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I finished pouring my heart out to him about how much I missed him, and how much I loved him, he looks at me and asks "So are we gonna do it, or what?" FML

by k / 02/16/2009 at 12:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love