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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 94
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24686) - you deserved it (2150)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I finished pouring my heart out to him about how much I missed him, and how much I loved him, he looks at me and asks "So are we gonna do it, or what?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39376) - you deserved it (9988)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by k (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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