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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mermaidgirl5413 : Hello :) just on here for fun :) i like to make friends so chat if you want :)

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