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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 467
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About merissa22 : I live in Michigan, have 3 siblings including a twin sister. I am going to school for nursing and my boyfriend means the world to me and our relationship with each other is just amazing!

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Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML


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On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML


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On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML


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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling. FML


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On 09/01/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by merissa22 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML


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On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

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