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About merissa22 : I live in Michigan, have 3 siblings including a twin sister. I am going to school for nursing and my boyfriend means the world to me and our relationship with each other is just amazing!
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Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014