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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About merekat95 : So, I see you have stumbled across my profile. Well; let me tell you a little about myself: I'm 19, I have a baby boy (5 months old as of August 2014) who is my pride and joy, I love him & my fiancée to death. Despite all our misfortunes haha (: I hope you enjoyed my profile and you have a fantastic day!

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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64747) - you deserved it (9212)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML


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On 06/22/2014 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML


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On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML


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On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML


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On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML


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On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML


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