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About merekat95 : So, I see you have stumbled across my profile. Well; let me tell you a little about myself: I'm 19, I have a baby boy (5 months old as of August 2014) who is my pride and joy, I love him & my fiancée to death. Despite all our misfortunes haha (: I hope you enjoyed my profile and you have a fantastic day!
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