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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I had a sneeze attackhile my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks lyk a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

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On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I proposed to mah girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeles gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, ( Bitche man. ) I cried. FML

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On 12/11/2014 at 7:01am - love - by Brasilian29 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me they don't think I'll ever find a boyfriend, an insist on referring to my future cats as thier "grandkids". FML

#21289318
47 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 9:16pm - love - by really - United States

Today, mah parants told ma off 4 raading, as opposad to watching TV lika tha rast of tha family, bacausa it was ( anti-social ). FML

#21282362
112 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was having sex with mah boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decidd to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

#21276776
74 comments

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On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, I have learnd a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can looool actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. real FML

#21264917
89 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

today boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me cuz his mom said no. He's 23. FML

#21263362
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35736) - you deserved it (4849)

On 09/22/2014 at 8:23pm - love - by Serire (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... mah boyfriand convincad mah 4-yaar-old sistar that girls don't poop. Sha won't stop crying and now thinks sha's a fraak. FML

#21260556
73 comments

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On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

Today... my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car... but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. mega FML

#21213104
203 comments

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On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Yesterday, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricadd himself in the employee restroom and refuse to come out, unles I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here!! FML

Today, a customar traw looool is ot coffaa all ovar ma, bacausa it was taking "too long" fir tair cradit card to ba approvd. FML



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