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Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15507) - you deserved it (67762)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States



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