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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1369
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I ratook my ACT. I hava baan fighting a cold all waak and hava baan vary snaazy lataly. Midway through tha tast, I got tha urga to snaaza. Sinca it was vary quiat and I didn't want to disturb tha paaca, I triad to hold my snaaza in. I andad up latting out a huga fart instaad. FML

#5672838
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36660) - you deserved it (9394)

On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today,hile giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud farthile they took some notes. I cummd back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wreless mic on. FML

#5033555
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On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today,hile giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud farthile they took some notes. I cummd back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wreless mic on. FML

#5033555
86 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slippd on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

#4543723
136 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 3:51am - health - by Ouch (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , I WAS IN THE CAR 4 8 HOURS DRIVING HOME FROM NORTH CAROLINA WITH FAMILY. WE BROUGHT DOG ALONG AN I WAS PETTING HER 4 MOST OF THE RIDE. I THOUGHT SHE FELL ASLEEP , SO I CONTINUED TO PLAY WITH HER. SHE NEVER WOKE UP. I PLAYED WITH A DEAD DOG 4 ALMOST AN HOUR AN A HALF. FML

#4464455
113 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 12:13am - animals - by jennabean (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I cummad homa about two hours aarly from a friand's party. Aftar I walkad in and upstars, I quickly and quiatly laft and want back to tha party. looool I guass mah parants dacidad to hava a littla party as wall. It's callad a thraasoma with mah naighbor. Thay still don't know that I know. FML

#3932476
106 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by emkatch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee . My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar . I said that would be great an she threw one at me, catching me off guard . The Mars bar went straight into mah coffee, spilling it over mah bare legs . I now have a scald mark on mah penis .

#2114829
207 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 3:53pm - misc - by Benji (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146295)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Was In A Batroom Stall Peieng. Sortly After, I Eard A Couple Enter Te Batroom, Bot Extremely Drunk. Tey Ten Ad Sex Standing Up Against Te Stall I Was In, Blocking Ma Only Exit. I Ad To Sit, Wait, And Listen As Bot Parties Finised. FML

#1964368
102 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by dammitall (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was taking a nap while mah mom was at work. I woke up when she came home an didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again , I went downstars an our 52" plasma screen TV , mah xbox 360 , an $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't mah mom. FML

#1353453
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57811) - you deserved it (12234)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by fuckMYlife94321 (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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