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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 174
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About menoseloso : I'm from Jamaica, NY and I got to the University of Southern Miss. I love music and books. My favorite band is letlive..

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Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML


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On 10/04/2014 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by SadMother - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML


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On 09/16/2014 at 1:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML


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On 09/01/2013 at 7:06pm - misc - by WaltTheFuckDad (man) - United States (California)

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