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  • Birth Date : Monday 27 July 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About memory_loss : I'm here to feel patronizingly condescending about all the people going "ydi for being a slut" to a girl that kissed on the first date, "ydi for being a fag" to people who look like they belong to the opposite gender (of course, we all choose how we look. That's why there are no ugly people), "ydi for being a dumb bitch" for no reson at all, "ydi for being american" regardless of the OP's country, "ydi for buying a PC/ydi for buying a Mac/ydi for having Linux" because obviously people who do not share their tastes are morons, or "who cares! It's THREESOME TIME" when someone got cheated on.

Seriously, I'm not the only one here thinking those people's lives are sad, right?

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Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML

#5891401
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32922) - you deserved it (3637)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

#5806197
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11941) - you deserved it (20861)

On 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm - animals - by catgirl911 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48748) - you deserved it (2204)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

#506231
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60268) - you deserved it (117369)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by soliveyerlife (woman) - United States (California)



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