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memo619
  • Town/Country : San diego, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2688
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About memo619 : Hi I'm memo and I am a 2400 lvl 85 human rogue on Tichondrius :D
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And plat on sc2 ;)
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Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32281) - you deserved it (3374)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32281) - you deserved it (3374)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

#14212477
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11013) - you deserved it (29403)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:22pm - money - by Username - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

#6154190
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30334) - you deserved it (15738)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16378) - you deserved it (56546)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:48pm - misc - by jina (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)



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