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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1981 (33 years)
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mellyski's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51896) - you deserved it (21204)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I read a book by a former client who did time for fraud. She swears she's innocent, and blames everyone for her "ordeal": the police, court, judge, and me, her own attorney. She conveniently forgot to mention her two full confessions, one of which was given before the judge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35302) - you deserved it (2927)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Cura?ao



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