Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (9 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1981 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

mellyski's page activity

Visits<b>emile_heskey</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 7:59am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 10:56am<b>sarahmaxine</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 8:29pm<b>cinskeep43</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 3:20pm<b>boredtosleep</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 8:47am<b>ccr386590</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 6:28pm<b>fireguy102</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 10:33pm<b>Journiexo</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 11:47pm<b>mfaizsiddiqui</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 10:51pm<b>jgilmanx13</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 5:35pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 4:59pm<b>feeltheluck</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:38pm<b>mval10</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 11:29am<b>adacurtis</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 9:43am<b>LynxieLynx</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 9:39am<b>MRP360</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 8:01am<b>gracehi</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 8:00am<b>Mossy93</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 7:45am

Liked!<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 2:24pm

mellyski's FML badges


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of mellyski's badges

mellyski's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51411) - you deserved it (21025)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I read a book by a former client who did time for fraud. She swears she's innocent, and blames everyone for her "ordeal": the police, court, judge, and me, her own attorney. She conveniently forgot to mention her two full confessions, one of which was given before the judge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35217) - you deserved it (2917)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Cura?ao

FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: