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  • Town/Country : Baton Rouge
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1983 (29 years)
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Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

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