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Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47719) - you deserved it (3323)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:03pm - health - by yodada (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

#194587
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62944) - you deserved it (16297)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6651) - you deserved it (26279)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5082) - you deserved it (47701)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31577) - you deserved it (5506)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version



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