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Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54232) - you deserved it (4205)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:03pm - health - by yodada (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71654) - you deserved it (20105)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8783) - you deserved it (32946)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6922) - you deserved it (61252)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39171) - you deserved it (7440)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version



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