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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1682
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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melissamoshh's favorite FMLs

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30629) - you deserved it (3394)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

#17959837
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24160) - you deserved it (2908)

On 10/11/2011 at 1:43pm - health - by letmedienow - United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

#16628942
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30103) - you deserved it (9859)

On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

#16478261
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39837) - you deserved it (4109)

On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

#16441244
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32263) - you deserved it (7961)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

#16439169
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11226) - you deserved it (54890)

On 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm - love - by bfall74 - Canada

Today, I contacted my biological father, after not speaking to him for some years, as we had a very strained relationship. I received an automated response. It's probably the best conversation we have ever had. FML

#16328382
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26490) - you deserved it (3098)

On 05/24/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

#16157723
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11209) - you deserved it (61257)

On 05/13/2011 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by scalmon - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

#16119488
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29803) - you deserved it (3992)

On 05/10/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49071) - you deserved it (4564)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

#13350448
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32678) - you deserved it (2595)

On 10/07/2010 at 12:21am - animals - by lindsey789 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

#12929615
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33656) - you deserved it (2500)

On 09/06/2010 at 4:35am - love - by mlove (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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