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  • Town/Country : Massachusetts
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 July 1995 (18 years)
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About melissaalves : Im wearing the green jacket in my picture, Im just a small town girl looking for big town fun. My life consists of friends, rowing crew and my job at a pre- school. My passions include crew, psychology and art, Painting in particular. I love to go to concerts and just chill out.

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