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  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About meli1195 : pa da pa pa pa, me encanta

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Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17534) - you deserved it (1222)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my girlfriend is bulimic. Like that wasn't bad enough, I found out because she spent all of our rent money on food. FML

#21345004
102 comments

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

#21345001
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18075) - you deserved it (2335)

On 01/27/2015 at 9:02am - love - by Nat3_2020 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

#21344752
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18711) - you deserved it (2908)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:47pm - love - by sleeping on the floor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-workers anus. FML

#21344664
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18375) - you deserved it (2024)

On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

#21344550
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (9508)

On 01/26/2015 at 2:17pm - misc - by boogery - United States

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22060) - you deserved it (7009)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

#21344008
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24841) - you deserved it (1850)

On 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm - work - by fartje - Netherlands

Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

#21343820
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24567) - you deserved it (2187)

On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23873) - you deserved it (2766)

On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by whitebitch16 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

#21343453
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31941) - you deserved it (2204)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML

#21343089
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (1991)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML

#21342878
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29325) - you deserved it (2621)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by uggg - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

#21342840
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28049) - you deserved it (2203)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:41am - work - by Ineedlotsofwater (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38852) - you deserved it (2467)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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