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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 May 1994 (20 years)
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Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML

#6118488
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28220) - you deserved it (2815)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by parched (man) - United States (Indiana)

today I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven pattie in celebration of the Window Seven release. Upon reading this I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

#6001058
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15443) - you deserved it (8985)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING FARMVILLE ALL DAY, AN I WAS REALLY INTO THE GAME. I WAS GETTING PHONE CALLS ALL DAY, BUT I KEPT IGNORING THEM CAUSE I WAS MAKING SO MUCH FARM MONEY. COME TO FIND OUT IT WAS MY SON'S SCHOOL. HE FELL OFF THE JUNGLE GYM AN BROKE HIS ARM. FML

#5970435
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8022) - you deserved it (125989)

On 10/24/2009 at 3:25am - kids - by stewhart (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at mah twin brother fir getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says ( It's not mine. ) Confused , I look at the ticket and see mah name. He used mah license. FML

#5913755
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45114) - you deserved it (4204)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I played with a boomerang mah first time!! I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you!! It flew back all right!! And broke mah nose!! FML

#5450785
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10665) - you deserved it (40490)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by BOOMerang (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, ( it'll happen soon, baby ) and let me believe we were trying. FML

#5273221
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54409) - you deserved it (3508)

On 09/15/2009 at 2:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

while emailing mah very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, mah hand slippd . Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML

#4956234
126 comments

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On 08/31/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today... I was instructed to shave my back in preperation fir my first tattoo. I'm a girl. real FML

#4730370
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35655) - you deserved it (11198)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:07am - health - by Buggga (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I was instructed to shave my back in preperation fir my first tattoo. I'm a girl. real FML

#4730370
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35655) - you deserved it (11198)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:07am - health - by Buggga (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, grlfriend broke up with me. When I askd her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

#4682415
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50890) - you deserved it (3975)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by ihatemylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce mah nosehile I was asleep. FML

#4678822
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48330) - you deserved it (3661)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by NoseInPain (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me fir ( Wasting food that I'm not paying for. ) FML

#4663591
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48562) - you deserved it (10358)

On 08/19/2009 at 7:43pm - health - by Rainbow92 (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML

#4530948
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47422) - you deserved it (3804)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML

#4530948
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47422) - you deserved it (3804)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML

#4530948
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47422) - you deserved it (3804)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)



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