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melanie_c_g

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About melanie_c_g : a lot of people call me melon, im a musician/performer

instagram: watermelanie7
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melanie_c_g's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

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186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42365) - you deserved it (5544)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31541) - you deserved it (47639)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry... The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML

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On 02/13/2014 at 7:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52257) - you deserved it (18516)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)



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