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melanie_c_g
  • Town/Country : Washington, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 July 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 79
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About melanie_c_g : well im am actress, singer, song writer, musician, I like the stage! :)
I like sports too
and food
and video games
anything else you want to know? message me :)
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Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

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On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry... The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML

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On 02/13/2014 at 7:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)



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