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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2875
  • Number of comments : 29
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Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML

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128 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by sashimieater - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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On 05/28/2011 at 2:45am - love - by epicfail (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

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165 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

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141 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

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On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

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On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
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On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
165 comments

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