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by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by samikai523 / 04/18/2011 at 4:25pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by nurseITHINKNOT / 04/18/2011 at 3:24pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Wendie / 04/18/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (California) / Animals
by B / 04/18/2011 at 4:09am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by dumped / 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Love
Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML
by heathersmorin / 04/08/2011 at 3:18pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 11:30am / United States / Health
Today, I brought my own thermos of coffee on the train with me, the kind that flips open to uncover the mouth part. I take a few swigs and notice a cute boy nervously smiling at me. Suddenly, I feel something drip down my nose. The flip part was leaving drops of coffee all over my forehead. FML
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of… Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over… Today, I've tried to have a quiet jack off four times, only for my dad to knock on my bedroom door…