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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 May 1990 (25 years)
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About mein_blut69 : “Just because you are happy it does not mean that the day is perfect but that you have looked beyond its imperfections” -Bob Marley

And who are you, the proud lord said,
that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red,
a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord,
as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that Lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.

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