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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 72213
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Yesterday, mah daughter turnd 11!! Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decidd to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts!! When she saw the letter, she screamd an showd me!! When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hatd me, startd crying, an steppd on mah foot!!

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577 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, I had a big party that left mah house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When mah parent got home, mah dad said "Did u have fun at the party?" an I said, "How'd u know?" an he replid "You hate cleaning an the house was filthyhen we left". FML

#3777145
77 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at looool 3:00 am, I sat wit my 3 year-old adoptd daugter wile se trid to go back to sleep!! Se ad ad a nigtmare, and I read tat "not leaving" was te most important ting a fater could do!! My wife woke and calld me a pervert 4 sitting tere!! FML

#3768718
219 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 4:02am - kids - by me (man) - United States (California)

Taday I Was Taking A Shower And I Saw A New Body Wash That Said ( Radiance Ribbons. ) That Sounded A Little Effeminate, But It Smelled Manly Enough And The Only Alternative Was Normal Soap, So I Used It. Just Now, I Stepped Out Into The Sun And Found Out Wat ( Radiance Ribbons ) Means. I Sparkle. FML

#3639578
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On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday At The Restaurant I Work At, I Gave A Man Back His Change An Told Him To Enjoy The Sunny Day. He Replied By Dramatically Saying That The Sun Was His Mortal Enemy. Thinking He Was Joking, I Asked Him If He Was A Vampire. Turns Out He Has Skin Cancer.

#3420908
104 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by Kristache (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was home alone in the showerhen in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream lyk a girl. FML

Today.. . I loggd on to MSN fir the frst time in a month . In under 10 minutes.. . I found out that my little sister had changd my screen name to Jake the Weiner.. . told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love fir my best friend . FML

#3390593
126 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Jake (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I Found Out I Was Namd After Te Woman My Dad Was Aving An Affair On My Mom Wit . Fat FML

#3382382
119 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by lawoman27 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar . She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent . So I went over and put mah arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on mah shoulder . It was her boyfriend . He broke mah arm . real FML

#3368467
220 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding bike on the side of the road cuz there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honkd at me. Pissd off, I turnd around and screamd "shut the fuck up!" It was girlfriend's parents saying hi. big fat FML

#3349914
112 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by ZZ - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER AND I WERE GOING TO GIVE OUR PARENT THERE ANNIVERSARY GIFT WHICH COST US OVER $3000. THE GIFT WAS A TRIP TO LONDON IN AUGUST TO SEE A SHOW ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S COMEBACK TOUR. FML

#3237378
347 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

TODAY I RUSHED HOME TO TELL MAH PARENT MAH GRLFRIEND HAD ACCEPTED MAH PROPOSAL. THEY ASKED HOW I COULD BE SO SELFISH AT A TIME LYK THIS. APPARENTLY MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIER SON. FML

#3215431
270 comments

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On 06/25/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Tom (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejectd me. FML

#3171595
378 comments

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On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by steven (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I trid to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her an how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face startd to light up. I thought it had workd until I realizd that she was being cheerd up by the friends she was talking to online. FML

#3159457
49 comments

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On 06/23/2009 at 10:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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