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Yesterday, mah daughter turnd 11!! Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decidd to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts!! When she saw the letter, she screamd an showd me!! When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hatd me, startd crying, an steppd on mah foot!!
Today, I had a big party that left mah house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When mah parent got home, mah dad said "Did u have fun at the party?" an I said, "How'd u know?" an he replid "You hate cleaning an the house was filthyhen we left". FML
Today, at looool 3:00 am, I sat wit my 3 year-old adoptd daugter wile se trid to go back to sleep!! Se ad ad a nigtmare, and I read tat "not leaving" was te most important ting a fater could do!! My wife woke and calld me a pervert 4 sitting tere!! FML
Taday I Was Taking A Shower And I Saw A New Body Wash That Said ( Radiance Ribbons. ) That Sounded A Little Effeminate, But It Smelled Manly Enough And The Only Alternative Was Normal Soap, So I Used It. Just Now, I Stepped Out Into The Sun And Found Out Wat ( Radiance Ribbons ) Means. I Sparkle. FML
Taday At The Restaurant I Work At, I Gave A Man Back His Change An Told Him To Enjoy The Sunny Day. He Replied By Dramatically Saying That The Sun Was His Mortal Enemy. Thinking He Was Joking, I Asked Him If He Was A Vampire. Turns Out He Has Skin Cancer.
Today, I was home alone in the showerhen in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream lyk a girl. FML
Today.. . I loggd on to MSN fir the frst time in a month . In under 10 minutes.. . I found out that my little sister had changd my screen name to Jake the Weiner.. . told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love fir my best friend . FML
Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar . She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent . So I went over and put mah arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on mah shoulder . It was her boyfriend . He broke mah arm . real FML
Today, I was riding bike on the side of the road cuz there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honkd at me. Pissd off, I turnd around and screamd "shut the fuck up!" It was girlfriend's parents saying hi. big fat FML
TODAY I RUSHED HOME TO TELL MAH PARENT MAH GRLFRIEND HAD ACCEPTED MAH PROPOSAL. THEY ASKED HOW I COULD BE SO SELFISH AT A TIME LYK THIS. APPARENTLY MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIER SON. FML
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I trid to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her an how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face startd to light up. I thought it had workd until I realizd that she was being cheerd up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Friday 27 March 2015