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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 April 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 72449
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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mehwhateverr's favorite FMLs

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML

#4541155
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60011) - you deserved it (6507)

On 08/15/2009 at 1:30am - love - by fmexgirlfriend (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125899) - you deserved it (6542)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125899) - you deserved it (6542)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML

#4539683
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68253) - you deserved it (3870)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:32am - money - by Shadyblood (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant I decided to be nice and offer a woman free parking. I said, "give me a high five and I'll give you free parking since I already did the paper work." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paper work. FML

#4533518
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41422) - you deserved it (7974)

On 08/14/2009 at 8:19pm - work - by ParkingGuy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

#4503474
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12976) - you deserved it (138125)

On 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by Nick (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

#4500553
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41473) - you deserved it (5908)

On 08/13/2009 at 12:49pm - animals - by animalover - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

#4443952
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8298) - you deserved it (103586)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by A.L.Woody - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

#4440172
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47822) - you deserved it (7185)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML

#4438831
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9363) - you deserved it (95685)

On 08/10/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after selling their car, my parents decided to inform me that my car (that I paid for myself) is now going to be the "Family Car". They also informed me that since it is, after all, my car, I'll still have to pay for the gas and maintenance. FML

#4429159
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82923) - you deserved it (4244)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:05pm - misc - by thanksforthat (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

#4381633
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9678) - you deserved it (58319)

On 08/08/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

#4329050
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68542) - you deserved it (3052)

On 08/06/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by whatismydadthinking (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he did not want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country", he then added "That is exactly why I would not have sex with you". FML

#4307488
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16804) - you deserved it (59471)

On 08/05/2009 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by unlucky (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML

#4255816
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46824) - you deserved it (25686)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)



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