Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

meggieh815

Search for a member

meggieh815

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 668
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About meggieh815 : Oh hi.

meggieh815's page activity

Visits<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:05am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 2:49pm<b>zoomy02</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 2:13pm<b>AquanTheDragon</b> - the 10/08/2013 at 7:06pm<b>Esma</b> - the 08/26/2013 at 12:25am<b>Mornai</b> - the 06/15/2013 at 9:01pm<b>julia_lynn</b> - the 09/14/2011 at 5:36pm<b>CaptainPickles72</b> - the 05/05/2011 at 1:14am

meggieh815's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

meggieh815's favorite FMLs

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42964) - you deserved it (6486)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33192) - you deserved it (5954)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14050) - you deserved it (60956)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244922) - you deserved it (82554)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: