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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 December 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 672
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About meggieeee92 : I'm Megan :) I go to Cal State LA and I am a chemistry major, hoping to go into forensic science. I'm twenty. Send me a message if you'd like :)

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meggieeee92's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43292) - you deserved it (3845)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:39pm - work - by blargh - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, while working at a client's house, I noticed that their sliding calendar was several months off. I fixed it. Later the daughter saw and started crying. Apparently the date was the last one her mother had set it to before she died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32917) - you deserved it (56833)

On 08/28/2013 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48912) - you deserved it (22682)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

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