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megapeyt
  • Town/Country : Pinetop, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1069
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About megapeyt : I read FML for lack of a better thing to do in my spare time. Lotta comments but have yet to get an FML through the mods (CURSE YOU ALL!!!)

Most of the time I'm more looking for a decent pun I can use at an appropriate time later in my day

Imagine a world; where everything is said via puns...

Now if someone would kindly get the Mods to let me get an FML through, that'd be greaaaat, mmmmmmk?

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Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
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I agree, your life sucks (21015) - you deserved it (6097)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
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I agree, your life sucks (21836) - you deserved it (11431)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version



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