About megapeyt : I read FML for lack of a better thing to do in my spare time. Lotta comments but have yet to get an FML through the mods (CURSE YOU ALL!!!)
Most of the time I'm more looking for a decent pun I can use at an appropriate time later in my day
Imagine a world; where everything is said via puns...
Now if someone would kindly get the Mods to let me get an FML through, that'd be greaaaat, mmmmmmk?
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
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On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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On 05/31/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by anonomus - United States (Virginia)
Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)
Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 4:40am - misc - by wowsucks (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?" FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)
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