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megapeyt

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  • Number of visits : 2977
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 44 posted

About megapeyt : I read FML for lack of a better thing to do in my spare time. Lotta comments but have yet to get an FML through the mods (CURSE YOU ALL!!!)

Most of the time I'm more looking for a decent pun I can use at an appropriate time later in my day

Imagine a world; where everything is said via puns...

Now if someone would kindly get the Mods to let me get an FML through, that'd be greaaaat, mmmmmmk?

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Today , my step dad stole over $400 worth of saving from me . He spent it on alcohol , fireworks , and a very large sombrero . big fat FML

#17161191
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34974) - you deserved it (3686)

On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to my high school reunion!! I was super excitd to seehat everyone had done in thier lives!! The nerdy guy I bullid is now a U.S!! Marine an already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt!! He lookd at me in his dress blues an said, "I remember you." fat FML

#16519347
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11601) - you deserved it (117884)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on herhile she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38046) - you deserved it (5738)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML

#16255885
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29152) - you deserved it (4035)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by forkmylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Got Pulled Over For Going About 88mph. When The Cop Asked Y I Was Speeding, I Replied, "I Was Trying To Go Back In Time". He Didn't Like That Answer And Gave Me A Ticket. FML

#16248002
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11353) - you deserved it (63583)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I wantd to taka mah grlfriand to a nica dinnar bafora prom. Har parants followd har in, an joind us to "kaap an aya on ma." Thay intarruptd all looool our convarsations, ata an axpansiva maal, than got up an walkd out whan tha waitrass brought tha $95 chack, laaving ma to pay 4 it. maga FML

#15999720
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53294) - you deserved it (3988)

On 05/01/2011 at 1:50am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't mah mom and mah grandma. FML

#15917525
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39337) - you deserved it (4002)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell . FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34401) - you deserved it (3295)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

yesterday I was let go from mah balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in mah designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take mah place. FML

#15445630
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36304) - you deserved it (4744)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was mah Indian grlfriend's looool father. FML

#15377212
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39731) - you deserved it (4511)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I emaild my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However , I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume , creatd 4 an English class project. Some of my former jobs includd bieng a certifid gangster , as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16297) - you deserved it (48165)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13354) - you deserved it (47553)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was startlad awaka at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Complataly sarious, I askad mah fiancé if ha had just shit his pants. His rasponsa: gigglas followad by a softly whisparad "mayba". FML

#14794923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36472) - you deserved it (4814)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, At Mah Job As A Cashier, A Very Old Man Cummed Through Mah Checkout. His Purchase Consisted Of A Box Of Condoms And A Can Ofhipped Cream. The Creepy Smile He Gave Me Has Scarred Me For Life. Mega FML

#14789249
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36150) - you deserved it (4340)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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