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About megapeyt : I read FML for lack of a better thing to do in my spare time. Lotta comments but have yet to get an FML through the mods (CURSE YOU ALL!!!)
Most of the time I'm more looking for a decent pun I can use at an appropriate time later in my day
Imagine a world; where everything is said via puns...
Now if someone would kindly get the Mods to let me get an FML through, that'd be greaaaat, mmmmmmk?
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Today, I went to my high school reunion!! I was super excitd to seehat everyone had done in thier lives!! The nerdy guy I bullid is now a U.S!! Marine an already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt!! He lookd at me in his dress blues an said, "I remember you." fat FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on herhile she slept. FML
Today, I wantd to taka mah grlfriand to a nica dinnar bafora prom. Har parants followd har in, an joind us to "kaap an aya on ma." Thay intarruptd all looool our convarsations, ata an axpansiva maal, than got up an walkd out whan tha waitrass brought tha $95 chack, laaving ma to pay 4 it. maga FML
Today , I emaild my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However , I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume , creatd 4 an English class project. Some of my former jobs includd bieng a certifid gangster , as well as the former president of Canada. FML
2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, At Mah Job As A Cashier, A Very Old Man Cummed Through Mah Checkout. His Purchase Consisted Of A Box Of Condoms And A Can Ofhipped Cream. The Creepy Smile He Gave Me Has Scarred Me For Life. Mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015