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Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML

#5562367
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On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

#3180871
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74698) - you deserved it (11166)

On 06/24/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by creeped_out_ - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

#2736001
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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

#4745
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On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

#1220
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On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

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On 12/29/2008 at 1:09am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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